Robert Smith, being very young and fluffy.
very young Robert
none of your mythological faves were even remotely straight like welcome 2 the real world jackass hercules had a fuckton of anal sex
People believe what they choose to.it’s literally not a matter of belief there is literally a vase with a painting of zeus fucking his cupbearer ganymede while ganymede is holding a dildo like u can’t just not believe in thousand year old pottery
Okay guys, this Christmas sweater thing got completely out of hand… I don’t even… O_O
YOU ARE MY FAVORITE PERSON.
so tonight my philosophy professor had these nasty bruises all over her arms and she stopped mid-lecture to say “sorry you guys have to look at my bruised-up body, my friend brought a stripper pole over for thanksgiving and that shit is not easy. tip your strippers. tip your strippers well” and then immediately kept talking about philosophy
you know that boy you made fun of for being quiet? he goes home and listens to black metal every night. you know that girl you called a slut? she also listens to a shit ton of black metal. how about that genderqueer kid you called a nerd? guess what, they listen to black metal every single day and have just discovered that they can harness the might of the dark lord Lucifer. everyone you’ve ever been mean to listens to black metal. and their power grows nightly.
I used to have 6 cats. Now I have 4.
Feeding 6 cats a strict diet was really hard, and most often resulted in chaos and injuries, so I switched to open feeding. Predictably, they gained weight. Like, a lot of weight.
So, I decided that I should switch from the cheap walmart stuff ($10 for a 15…